i hope that when i die it’s peacefully in my sleep surrounded by all my friends and my family and behind the wheel of a car so i can take them all with me to hell

(Source: skeletonbrew)


if I make you ship something:

1. I am sincerely sorry

2. 1 is a lie

3. it was my plan all along

4. message me stuff about it so we can chat uwu

(via onceuponachippedteacup)

Oh my god! I love Josh! I’m majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh!

(Source: queenlabrifah, via onceuponachippedteacup)

and i’d choose you.

(Source: darlingbenny, via subtlygeeky)

 sterek + protecting each other

(Source: weregays, via dragonracing)

Sams impression of a crab

(Source: leaveatrail, via er3ns)



if gif is pronounced jif then why do you have to write it like “jif” to get your point across


(via melancholydane)



really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable 

This needs more notes

(Source: nightofthelivingpuhgs, via nerdiestpinup)

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(Source: merylstreepismymom, via onceuponawildflower)



Petition for John and Henry Green to team up with Misha and West Collins for the best father-son cooking show ever

make John Green find the thing

(via bunbby)